4 days ago
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the next time he
points out the
hair on your legs is
growing back remind
that boy your body
is not his home
he is a guest.
warn him to
never outstep
his welcome
again
4 days ago
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howidiotic:

this is my favourite vine ever

5 days ago
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night-owlll:

petivit:

reinwulf:

dansnipplehair:

orlandobloomers:

why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job 

i said the same thing while reading the book to be honest

there are starving children in africa and this piece of shit buys cigarettes just to show off some hipster metaphor he came up with

fic·tion

noun

noun: fiction
  1. 1.
    literature in the form of prose, esp. short stories and novels, that describes imaginary events and people.
    synonyms:novels, stories, (creative) writing, (prose) literature; More
    • invention or fabrication as opposed to fact.
      just sayin…

are you saying that buying cigarettes to smoke them is a better thing to spend money on than starving children in africa??? like what the fuuuck does that have to do with anything??? literally that is the worst fucking complaint about this of all time oh mygoooooooood 

5 days ago
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pacificcresttrail2013:

Crater lake at sunset. I feel spoiled out here.

pacificcresttrail2013:

Crater lake at sunset. I feel spoiled out here.

6 days ago
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on the residence form for my university it says interests/hobbies: ___

and I literally don’t know what my interests are anymore? like uhhhh reading???? social justice??? is that a hobby????

1 week ago
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clitulufhtagn:

consent is sexy in the same way that not shitting on people’s doorsteps is sweet and neighborly

1 week ago
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sniperj0e:

pros of werewolf boyfriend:

  • happy with any present as long as its chewable
  • very very excited to see you after any period of time apart
  • will lie in your bed and keep you warm whenever you take a nap
  • growls at jerks, may eat them

cons of werewolf boyfriend:

  • absolutely nothing
1 week ago
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bluebackstabber:

should i attend college or take the black

1 week ago
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I've been seeing a lot of people talk about Gus sounding really pretentious in the movie, do you think he sounds pretentious?

fishingboatproceeds:

I mean, that scene is word-for-word from the book, so don’t blame the movie! :) Yes, Gus is super pretentious at the start of the story. it’s a character flaw.

Gus wants to have a big and important and remembered life, and so he acts like he imagines people who have such lives act. So he’s, like, says-soliloquy-when-he-means-monologue pretentious, which is the most pretentious variety of pretension in all the world.

And then his performative, over-the-top, hyper-self-aware pretentiousness must fall away for him to really connect to Hazel, just as her fear of being a grenade must fall away. That’s what the novel is about. That is its plot.

Gus must make the opposite of the traditional heroic journey—he must start out strong and end up weak in order to reimagine what constitutes a rich and well-lived life.

Basically, a 20-second clip from the first five minutes of a movie is not the movie.

(Standard acknowledgement here that I might be wrong, that I am inevitably defensive of TFIOS, that it has many flaws, that there’s nothing wrong with critical discussion, and that a strong case could be made that I should not insert myself into these conversations at all.)