5 hours ago
36,762 notes

tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles
13 hours ago
259,963 notes

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

14 hours ago
267,787 notes

clouted:

saddeer:

the only vine that matters 

omg

14 hours ago
88,072 notes

deeeeaaan:

Game of Thrones Wedding Cake

oh yeah lets just have a game of thrones themed wedding

what can possibly go wrong?

18 hours ago
26,192 notes

ruinedchildhood:

me as a teacher

19 hours ago
89,971 notes
lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it

lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it

1 day ago
2,118 notes

unclemother:

don’t compliment me unless you want me to fall in love with you

2 days ago
49,861 notes

2chained:

*stands outside Harvard waiting for cute nerdy potential billionaires*

2 days ago
11,396 notes

flabbergabbed:

White people get mad over things like the picture of one direction walking on abbey road, or wearing a band t shirt when you don’t listen to the music, calling it “disrespectful” but when it comes to cultural appropriation and stealing marginalized people’s most sacred traditions, they’re like “oh, we’re just appreciating your culture, stop getting so angry” while throwing paint at each other and prancing around in cheap, craft store, feather headdresses

2 days ago
5 notes
i keep buying things and im never gonna be able to fit them in my suitcase coming home 

i keep buying things and im never gonna be able to fit them in my suitcase coming home 

2 days ago
21,352 notes

unimpressed2chainz:

(calls police) hello, some bitch is still trying to talk to me about frozen